I don't believe in careers. I believe in work. I'm not interested in some 'big picture that would be really good for me'.

I don't think it is worth trying to look 10 years younger through surgery.

I started out in stand-up, so it's very satisfying to make people laugh, but it usually means at your own expense.

The minute we have a pain, we want a diagnosis. So I think the minute we feel love, it's very hard to just let it be. We want to identify it, we want to catalog it, we want to keep the thing and create the environment it happened in. That's where marriage comes from! Let's make an institution out of it!

I became an actor because I couldn't not.

Just because we're on schedule is no reason to shoot bad acting. Someone once said to me, 'You're inconsiderate.' And I said, 'Inconsiderate? Bad acting is the ultimate inconsideration.' It's a collective slap to a million faces at the same time.

I am one of the happiest people I know. And that's a weird place to have arrived at from being a depressed Jewish kid.