The more you know, the more you can make fun of

The truth is funny. Honest discovery, observation, and reaction is better than contrived invention.

The absolute worst thing you can do in a scene is be apathetic.

Beyond the deepest tragedy there is laughter; even in the midst of tragedy there is always the possibility for laughter.

Treat your audience like poets and geniuses and they’ll have the chance to become them.

I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.

If the whole is to be Art, the parts must not try to be.