Every interpersonal situation has a solution in which everyone wins.
Fall, then figure out what to do on the way down.
It's not about the journey. It's about the people you meet.
The absolute worst thing you can do in a scene is be apathetic.
Where do the really best laughs come from? Terrific connections made intellectually, or terrific revelations made emotionally.
The truth is funny. Honest discovery, observation, and reaction is better than contrived invention.