We didn't have rehab back in the Seventies. Back in the Seventies, rehab meant you stopped doing coke, but you kept smoking pot and drinking for a couple more weeks.

I obviously identify with the anti-authority figure. I've pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid.

When I was doing standup, I always wanted to get out of the standup world and take it back into the theatrical world, like with "No Cure For Cancer."

There are about a thousand different variations on a horse neigh. Some of them sound like a horse having sex, some of them like a horse having sad sex.

First of all, I have to have trucks because I live most of my time on a horse farm, so I've gotta have trucks. It's in the northeast; I've got to have pickup trucks to move snow, number one. Number two, just if I'm driving, I don't have to have an SUV, but I want a big car.

No woman can be completely happy at any one moment in time. They're always anticipating the next thing to argue or complain about.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.