Heather knows why and when her marriage ended with Richie and she knows why my marriage ended with Charlie.

She was a Bond girl; she couldn't have been in nerdy.

A date once leaned in to kiss me, and he ended up kissing my cheek. He was a little offended, but I didn't want to kiss him just to not hurt his feelings.

Schools attempt to take credit for what occurs naturally, and blame others for the negative consequences of institutionalization.

Doing love scenes is always awkward. I mean, it's just not a normal thing to go to work and lay in bed with your co-worker.

Yeah, some kids called me fish lips because I had these really full lips. Now I'm sure all those same girls are getting collagen injections, so I'm having the last laugh.

I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband.