I directed a movie back in the '90s which had calf roping in it, and I got into it quite a bit back then.

Back then, people were throwing their underwear onstage. I remember taking eight pairs of my own underwear to the cleaners and getting only four back.

God is the only way you're going to make it in life, the glue that holds everything together.

What, like I want to look like Dick Clark? No. I think I look great with liver spots.

For many years, I was obsessed about what I was eating, how many calories it had, and how much exercise I'd have to do.

Sometimes in movies, I still have to be the hero, but it's not all that important to me anymore.

I could never hold a job for more than three months, which works out well because that's how long a movie shoots.