Karl Malone's too high-class for a bum like me.

I've been homeless. I've worked at 7-Eleven.

He loves basketball. And I said Obama loves basketball. Let's start there, all right. Start there.

When they gave me that trophy, bro, I cried.

For five years I've felt like the best prostitute in a high-class whorehouse. But all the other girls get paid more than I do.

If Lebron was playing in the late 80's and early 90's, just an average player

I went from five foot eleven to six foot eight, and the more ball I played, the more I caught on to the game.