I can't begin to describe the amount of crap I've taken for being a lousy free-throw shooter.
I'm the basketball version of a gravedigger.
I didn't want to be known as Madonna's playboy, her boy toy.
I'm trying to find new ways to make this game more attractive.
There is so much hypocrisy in sports.
For five years I've felt like the best prostitute in a high-class whorehouse. But all the other girls get paid more than I do.