I go out with white women. This makes a lot of people unhappy, mostly black women.
I have one regret: I wish I was a better father.
The one thing I do that nobody else does is jump three and four times for one rebound.
If you have a problem with my answer that's your problem, not my problem.
Why it's been left to me to smooth things over, I don't know. Dennis Rodman, of all people. Keeping us safe is really not my job; it's the black guy's [Obama's] job. But I'll tell you this: If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong.
Sometimes I'm not even satisfied when I got 6 points and 22 rebounds, because I'm always looking to do more.