There's one thing everyone should understand: I like my character.

Everybody's talking trash these days, so why not keep quiet?

For years the league has thought I've been on drugs. I would have burned out a long time ago if that was true.

Madonna wasn't an acrobat or anything, but the sex was good. I could tell she liked it.

I'm calling on the Supreme Leader of North Korea, or as I call him, 'Kim,' to do me a solid and cut Kenneth Bae loose.

Don't let what other people think decide who you are.

They say Elvis is dead. I say, no, you're looking at him. Elvis isn't dead; he just changed color.