The doors fly open when you're a professional athlete.
I thought it was pathetic: The league just decided that Grant Hill would go right to the top.
Why it's been left to me to smooth things over, I don't know. Dennis Rodman, of all people. Keeping us safe is really not my job; it's the black guy's [Obama's] job. But I'll tell you this: If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong.
I like to describe my life as a black hole with a little light out there.
If I want to wear a dress, I'll wear a dress.
Karl Malone's too high-class for a bum like me.