tanith: have you called the police? fergus: they, uh, they said theyd call by this afternoon. tanith: tell them not to bother... im his doctor. beryl: what kind of doctor dresses in brown leather? tanith: the kind that looks good init

I cross the place where my heart used to be and hope to be even deader than I am now.

We punch people, Valkyrie. That’s who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.

Guild doesn't like me." "That's true." "He doesn't like you, ether." "That is mystifying.

A living skeleton isn't enough for you, is it? What does it take to impress young people these days?

The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. "Ryan," he said, "stop leaning on my car.

That's a shame. I'm sure somebody, somewhere, cares.