I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.
Derek LandyStephanie had no problem doing what she was told, just so long as she was given a good reason why she should.
Derek LandyIf anyone stops us, as long as we mumble something pretentious about the glory of death, we should be fine.
Derek LandyEnjoy that?' Tanith said with a little grin. Valkryie grinned back, her eyes bright. 'I keep telling Skulduggery he should get a bike.' What does he say?' He says people who wear leathers, like you, should ride motorbikes. People who wear exquisite suits, like him, should drive Bentleys.
Derek Landy