He crouched at the car window and looked in. 'What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They're all lovely. Except for that one.' His finger jabbed the glass. 'That one's a bit ugly.
Derek LandyCan I ask you a question? You know with vampires and werewolves and goblins and things, is there any mythological creature that doesn't actually exist?" "Of course," he replied. "The unicorn and the leprechaun would be would be the two main ones. The Loch Ness Monster isn't real, either, that's just someone called Bert.
Derek LandyThe workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. "Ryan," he said, "stop leaning on my car.
Derek LandyOh, China. How I have missed you.' 'And I have missed you, Eliza. But don't worry, next time my aim will be better.
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