You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie.
Derek LandyShe wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she's not going to laugh right now. But inside, inside she's laughing.
Derek LandyWe're not robbing him," Skulduggery said." But I'm afraid I have some bad news." "Is it Deacon?" Francine asked, her eyes wide. "It is." "Is he sick?" "It's a little worse than that." She gasped. "He's dying?" "He was briefly dying," said Skulduggery. "Now he's dead.
Derek LandyI'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.
Derek Landy