Love is finding someone better than you are, and holding on for dear life

I am a rational man, but haven't you heard? i'm also insane. It gives me a unique perspective on things.

I'm fairly certain. I could be some ghastly hallucination, a figment of my own imagination

Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.

Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives.

Are you hurt? Are you injured?" / "No, just a bruise or two. I'm fine, really. You don't have to worry about me." / "Stephanie, you jumped off a building." / "Yes, but the branches broke my fall. Every one of them." / "And how were the branches?" / "A lot unlike pillows.

China is the same age as I am, and even I have to admit that she wears it better!" He laughed, then stopped and peered at her. "Because I'm a skeleton" he explained.