People!" she screamed. "There are people here! New people!

You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.' --Skulduggery

"Please forgive me," Pleasant said, then aimed the gun at the girl and pulled the trigger.

Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.

This book is dedicated to you. Whether you are a Minion or a Skuttlebug or just, you know, a normal person, it’s because of you that I get to do what I love and laughingly call it work. I know some of you by name and some of you by sight (and some of you by smell, but let’s not get into that) but there are still countless others I have never met, and to all of you I say thank you for your support, your passion, and your lunacy.

You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do you have anything to say in your defense?

I am a rational man, but haven't you heard? i'm also insane. It gives me a unique perspective on things.