I should go in alone," Valkyrie said, speaking loudly to be heard. "If we both go in, it'll look to official." "So I'll just stay out here?" Skulduggery asked. "But what'll I do? There's no one to talk to. It's boring." "You're standing on the roof of a train," Valkyrie pointed out. "If you find this boring, you really need your head examined. Just wait here. I'll do what has to be done and I'll be find out. "Fine," he said, sounding grumpy. "Don't be long.
Derek LandyBut I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.
Derek LandySheโs notโฆ Sheโs not datinโ the skeleton, is she? How would that be even possible, let aloneโฆ nice? Heโs got no skin, or lips, orโฆ or nothinโ.
Derek LandyI'm sorry,' said the shopkeeper. 'I can't understand your ridiculous accent.' 'My accent?' 'It is quite silly.' 'So you can't understand me?' 'Not a word.' 'Then how did you understand that?' 'I didn't.' ''You didn't understand what I just said?' 'That's right.' 'You understood that, though.' 'Not at all.' The American glowered.
Derek LandyWe punch people, Valkyrie. Thatโs who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.
Derek Landy