I am a rational man, but haven't you heard? i'm also insane. It gives me a unique perspective on things.

"Found something?"..."No, sorry. I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh… more floor."

Tides do what tides do – they turn.

You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.' --Skulduggery

We're not really intruding," he called down. "This is all a big misunderstanding." "Stop right there!" shouted one of them. Skulduggery held his hand to an ear he didn't have. "What's that?" "Stop!" "Keep going?" "STOP!" "OK, we'll keep going.

Desmond, don't poke the baby!'... 'I'll get you next time-' Don't threaten the baby either!'.

Clarabelle laughed like she'd just heard the funniest thing ever. "Of course you HOPE you won't die, Valkyrie! Who would HOPE to die? That's just SILLY! But you probably WILL die, that's what I'm saying. Don't you think so?