I kill a sofa for you and you go and sit in a chair?โ Skulduggery asked. โI donโt think you appreciate the sacrifice that has been made for you.
Derek LandyI am a rational man, but haven't you heard? i'm also insane. It gives me a unique perspective on things.
Derek LandyValkyrie walked to the back door, which hadn't been closed properly, shut it and locked it. There was now a baby in the house, after all. She couldn't take the chance that a wild animal might wander in and make off with Alice, like those dingoes in Australia. She was probably being unfair to both dingoes and Australia, but she couldn't risk it. Locked doors kept the dingoes out, and that's all there was to it, even if she didn't know what a dingo actually was. She took out her phone, searched the Internet, found a picture of a baby dingo and now she really wanted a baby dingo for a pet.
Derek Landy