You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.' --Skulduggery

We may need to focus here.' 'Right. Yes. OK. Turn around.' 'Are you going to throw something at me?' 'What? No, I'm getting out of bed.

I was wondering how you were going to punish me for not confiding in you. Punishment, actually, is something I've thought about for a long time. What form of punishment would be enough for what I did? Imprisonment? Death? Something else? Something scarier? I could only think of so many horrible tortures before they stopped having meaning. But you' you've come up with a punishment I never considered. You're going to sulk me to death.

skulduggery pleasant is the best book I've ever read and has enspired myself to become an author.

Do you think we’ll be waiting long?” Valkyrie asked, keeping her voice low. “The last time we were in this building, we accused the Grand Mage of being a traitor,” Skulduggery said. “Yes, I think we’ll be waiting long.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Guild doesn't like me." "That's true." "He doesn't like you, ether." "That is mystifying.