The way the Army does things is sometimes a little strange.

If you don't know what to do, don't do anything.

Making a television show is not like making Coca-Cola or Bacardi rum. The human element in our business prevents us from finding a successful formula every time.

The success of I Love Lucy is something that happens only once in a lifetime, if you are fortunate enough to have it happen at all.

I didn't know anything about acting, much less about acting in a comedy.

An actor who is good at comedy can also be very good at drama, but not necessarily vice versa.

No one could ever argue with me about people in show business being kind of nice.