My Latin temper blows up pretty fast, but it goes down just as fast. Maybe that's why you seldom hear of ulcers in Latin America.

I was an only child, but I did have a hell of a lot of cousins.

Joe McCarthy and his Senate hearings were like witch-hunts.

One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes.

When I get in the sun I get very tanned. You can't tell me from the native fishermen in Hawaii or Mexico.

I could have stayed home and been kept by my wife.

I was the only male of the Arnaz family in my generation.