Do not put chewed bones back on plates. Instead, throw them on the floor for the dog.
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Many times what cannot be refuted by arguments can be parried by laughter.
He who doesn't sin, is the greatest sinner of all.
This type of man who is devoted to the study of wisdom is always most unlucky in everything, and particularly when it comes to procreating children; I imagine this is because Nature wants to ensure that the evils of wisdom shall not spread further throughout mankind.
Only a very few can be learned, but all can be Christian, all can be devout, and – I shall boldly add – all can be theologians.