Then they both smiled the exact same smile. Narcissism times two. Oh, get a room already.

Then they both smiled the exact same smile. Narcissism times two. Oh, get a room already.

The Mum has the temper of a demon with a diaper rash. (Shamus)

For a brief, weird minute I felt like Dorothy in Oz, walking down the street with Terric the doubtful, Shame the brainless, and heartless Zay.

I resisted the urge to pour mouthwash in my brain.

Hey, rock dude, are you destroying the house? Causing mayhem? Who’s a ferocious gargoyle? Stoney’s a ferocious gargoyle.

I don’t know how to explain it.” “Try words. If that doesn’t work, we’ll move on to interpretive dance.