Whether you approach your dreams on soft feet or in a breathless run, just so long as you acknowledge that your dreams are valuable and worthy of pursuing, then you’ve made it.

Then they both smiled the exact same smile. Narcissism times two. Oh, get a room already.

Hey, rock dude, are you destroying the house? Causing mayhem? Who’s a ferocious gargoyle? Stoney’s a ferocious gargoyle.

Don't know about my knives, but my gun's made of pain.

He was like an undead boomerang. A zomberang.

The price for using dark magic is death, so that goes a long way toward deterring users.

Maybe in the morning, sunlight would to turn him back into a statue; then I could take Stone out to the forest where he could frolic among the ferns, gurgle at streams, and make friends with the other interesting rocks.