Whether you approach your dreams on soft feet or in a breathless run, just so long as you acknowledge that your dreams are valuable and worthy of pursuing, then you’ve made it.

Whether you approach your dreams on soft feet or in a breathless run, just so long as you acknowledge that your dreams are valuable and worthy of pursuing, then you’ve made it.

I needed sleep. Big squishy bunches of it. Soon.

He was like an undead boomerang. A zomberang.

I resisted the urge to pour mouthwash in my brain.

I don’t know how to explain it.” “Try words. If that doesn’t work, we’ll move on to interpretive dance.

Since I didn't have a spork handy, I leaned over the sink and scooped up a palmful of cold water and pressed it against my face. There had to be a better option than a violent sporking. There had to be a way to get rid of my dad.