Speaking of Twitter, I don't even know if I composed a blog entry in 2009, as I was too busy parceling my every thought into cute 140-character sound bites. I used to only worry about being pithy for a living; now some of my best lines are wasted on a free app!

As a kid, I spent every summer bent over a stack of books, obsessively writing detailed reports on each one.

I have a lot of screenwriter friends and many of them have had an experience where they aren't even welcome on set during production.

Unfortunately I don't live by a Target now, so I just go to a regular Starbucks as opposed to a Starbucks nested inside a Target, which is my ideal situation. That works out for me. I like that white noise, those interruptions, and the people around me.

Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am.

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.

The primary job for women in Hollywood is still super-attractive actress. That is the most high-profile women's job in Hollywood.