Still, waking up this early was just wrong. “Why can’t people be reasonable and only die after eleven A.M.?” I whined.
Diana RowlandHell, right now my only weapons were Obnoxious and Snark, and I intended to use them whenever possible.
Diana RowlandRyan stared at me as I pulled my phone out to see who was calling at this late hour. “You have the Fraggle Rock theme song as your ring tone,” he said, with a bemused look on his face. “You are so weird.
Diana RowlandWhen did I turn into a needywhiny angsty idiot who needed to be swept off her feet? She snorted then started running again, forcing me into a brief sprint to catch up. We're conditioned from birth she said. I swear to god,if I ever have a daughter I'll ban all of the Disney princesses from the house. Except Mulan. She kicks ass.
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