When I arrived in America, I had these very dark red nails which some people objected to, but then some people object to absolutely everything.

Poor, darling fellow - he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table.

If you think all the time every day of your life, you might as well kill yourself today and be happier tomorrow.

A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever. One is not meant to laugh. One stays quiet and marvels. Spontaneously witty talk is without question the most fascinating entertainment there is.

You gotta have style to get up in the morning

I have always felt that the only great thing about an interview is the questions that are asked.

Never worry about the facts. Just project an image to the public.