Of course I was always mad about the ballet russe, mad about it!

Red is the great clarifier - bright and revealing. I can't imagine becoming bored with red - it would be like becoming bored with the person you love.

We all need a splash of bad taste. No taste is what I am against.

I read everything! I would have read the phone book if you put it in front of me. I just read.

The only real elegance is in the mind; if you've got that, the rest really comes from it.

Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity.

Being vulgar is fine, but oh please just don't be boring.