A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever. One is not meant to laugh. One stays quiet and marvels. Spontaneously witty talk is without question the most fascinating entertainment there is.

Too much good taste can be boring

No one cuts backs like he did. No one knows what a back is anymore.

One thing I hold against Americans is that they have no flair for the rain. They seem unsettled by it; it's against them: they take it as an assault, an inconvenience! But rain is so wonderfully cleansing, so refreshing, so calming...

I think i always had a perfectly clear view of what was possible for the public. "Give'em what they never knew they wanted".

If you think all the time every day of your life, you might as well kill yourself today and be happier tomorrow.

You gotta have style to get up in the morning