No one knows how hard one works.
You gotta have style to get up in the morning
Being vulgar is fine, but oh please just don't be boring.
You're not supposed to give people what they want, you're supposed to give them what they don't know that they want yet.
Never fear being vulgar, just boring, middle class or dull.
A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever.