I read everything! I would have read the phone book if you put it in front of me. I just read.
Unshined shoes are the end of civilization.
I've always had such wonderful opportunities, but I never made the effort, haven't put on the pressure. But I never took them.
Parents, you know, can be terrible.
The only thing people are interested in is people.
Being vulgar is fine, but oh please just don't be boring.