Nobody can buy a hat without gossiping.

That's why I love spiders. 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.

I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.

Things are going round and round in my head--or maybe my head is going round and round in things.

I mean one of the things about being alone is that you've no people to define yourself off, I mean, people are like all-round mirrors, because let's face it, we don't often see ourselves all round in a mirror anyway, do we.

A garden should be natural-seeming, with wild sections, including a large area of bluebells.

If you must know, I-I had never in my life kissed a young lady, and you are far too beautiful to me to want to get it wrong!