It is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair.
Mother Very Easily Made Jam Sandwiches Under No Protest
Alas, poor Yorick!" he said. "She heard mermaids, so it follows that there is something rotten in the state of Denmark. I have caught an everlasting cold, but luckily I am terribly dishonest. I cling to that.
I think we ought to live happily ever after.
A heart's a heavy burden.
Sorry, I've had enough of running away, Sophie. Now I've got something I want to protect. It's you.