It is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair.

So you were going to rescue the Prince! Why did you pretend to run away? To deceive the Witch?" "Not likely! I'm a coward. Only way I can do something this frightening is to tell myself I'm not doing it!

Calcifer," Sophie said, "I shall have to break your contract. Will it kill you?" "It would if anyone else broke it," Calcifer said hoarsely. "That's why I asked you to do it.

But I do think that when people say 'a learning curve,' they make a mistake. Learning to me always seems to go in a straight, ignorant line and then, every so often, takes a jump straight upward.

I hope your bacon burns.

I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.

Mother Very Easily Made Jam Sandwiches Under No Protest