SAGE. A wise and Holy man who died a long time ago. No one modern qualifies.

Take it from me, Fate doesn't care most of the time.

That's why I love spiders. 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.

Annoyed?” said Sophie. “Why should I be annoyed? Someone only filled the castle with rotten aspic, and deafened everyone in Porthaven, and scared Calcifer to a cinder, and broke a few hundred hearts. Why should that annoy me?

Nobody gets praised for the right reasons.

You've probably all had those kinds of dreams that are like usual life, except that a lot of things are not the same, and you seem to know the future in them. Well, this is because these other worlds where two things can happen spread out from our world like rainbows, and sort of flow into one another-

I've seen golems. They don't behave like a real person.