If I give you a hint and tell you it's a hint, it will be information.

Happiness isn't a thing. You can't go out and get it like a cup of tea. It's the way you feel about things.

Nobody can buy a hat without gossiping.

When have you looked?" said Sophie. "Oh, how your rears flap and your long nose twitches", Howl croaked.

SAGE. A wise and Holy man who died a long time ago. No one modern qualifies.

I am a total zombie just after I wake up. It takes me half an hour even to get my eyes open. Ask anyone who knows me. I can't see; I can't talk properly; I can't do anything without help. The only think I can do properly is think. And I know how to exploit my condition. I've had years of practice.

Do you mind not being so kind and obedient? It makes me nervous.