As an actor, you hope to obtain this mind meld and sometimes I feel like I'm chasing a horse holding on to its tail and getting dragged, and other times I feel much more velcroed into the saddle. And I'm not the knower of which is better or best as a process, it's just as random as the weather in terms of what my subjective experience is.

I think certainly directing is a visual medium, but it's also about communication, and a lot of times great directors are lacking in communication skills, which is rather shocking to discover that.

I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel.

Americans are like Pac Man. We just eat our way through the day. There's always something going into the mouth.

Well, I can fake my way around some things, but I don't think I would be good at betting.

Sometimes I think opposable thumbs were invented so teenage girls could use text messaging.

When I was growing up in New York City, my father was a taxi driver for a time.