Programs that pay farmers not to farm often devastate rural areas. The reductions hurt everyone from fertilizer companies to tractor salesmen.

You can't get ahead while getting even.

Conservatives have a deeper intellect and tend to have occupations of the brain in fields like engineering, science, and economics. Liberals, on the other hand, tend to flock to occupations of the heart.

Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision.

I would be looking up from a pool of blood and hearing my wife ask 'How do I reload this thing'.

We're going to have a tax cut. Today's American family is overtaxed at all levels.

Virtually all bad ideas come from universities, bad ideas that only survive when insulated from reality.