I would be looking up from a pool of blood and hearing my wife ask 'How do I reload this thing'.

Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision.

The average family pays more in taxes than it spends on food, clothing, and shelter combined.

Virtually all bad ideas come from universities, bad ideas that only survive when insulated from reality.

Ain't no right way to do the wrong thing.

After months of lies, the president [Bill Clinton] has given millions of people around the world reason to doubt that he has sent Americans into battle for the right reason. The suspicion some people have about the president's motives in this attack is itself a powerful argument for impeachment.

Politics will sooner or later make fools of everybody.