I would have painted the White House black. I would have!
Dogs are great assets to candidates, and the feeling seems to be engendered that if a dog loves the candidate, he can't be all that bad.
Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.
Wouldn't it be a helluva joke if all this were really burnt cork and you people were being tolerant for nuthin'?
The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
The funniest jokes you know aren't from comics but relatives, friends - from your life. That's the funniest stuff.