What happens to Black Folks today, happens to White Folks tomorrow.

America is concerned more with the possibility of moon folks than the reality of hungry poor folks.

Life isn't a race. It's a relay.

You got to die of something because if you die of nothing, they won't pay your insurance.

Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We don't serve colored people here.' "I said: 'that's all right, I don't eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.

So why would I want to call myself a conservative after the way them white racist thugs have used that word to hide behind? They call themselves new Republicans.

White folks are the luckiest people: Finally a black president and he's a behaved one. Went to the best schools, best colleges, never raises his voice. I ran for president in 1968. I tell (audiences) if I won, I would have dug up the Rose Garden and planted watermelon!