Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.
I would love to be Moses.
I think it's being thrown at the wolves, we call it in our business.
I had an uncle who had a car with a rumble seat, and I used to love to ride in that thing. I mentioned this to some kids, and they were like, "What are you even talking about?"
I sing and dance. That's my job.
When I get some budding young comic who'll come up to me and say, 'What was it like to do it in those days?' I try to be as gracious to him as Stan Laurel was to me.