Once I got a job singing and dancing, a reasonable person might think, "Maybe I should learn how to do this." But no, I never did.

But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so much. You don't see them anymore.

I had an uncle who had a car with a rumble seat, and I used to love to ride in that thing. I mentioned this to some kids, and they were like, "What are you even talking about?"

I didn't know the answers, but I could feel that the things that gave life meaning came from a place within and from the nurturing of values like tolerance, charity, and community.

Put me on solid ground and I'll start tapping! At my age they say to keep moving.

We used to get 27, 28 minutes to do a story in, and now they're lucky if they get 18 or 20 minutes. So I don't think they can really do a beginning, a middle, and an end anymore. There's an awful lot of one-line jokes; almost every line is a punchline. It's not the same, but there's still good comedy around.

If you spend your life thinking, "I wonder if today is when it ends," you're going to miss out on everything wonderful.