You're going to die. That's going to happen. What matters is what you do with your time before you get flushed out.

Everybody knows that I'm shorter, but it doesn't bother me at all.

Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It is awfully rough, but he does make me laugh.

I think, the 'Van Dyke Show' and 'Mary Poppins' are two of the best periods of my life. I had so much fun, I didn't want it to end.

I was a 'Laurel and Hardy' nut. I got to know Laurel at the end of his life, and it was a great thrill for me. He left me his bow tie and derby and told me that if they ever made a movie about him, he'd want me to play him.

I got into a Broadway show before I ever sang and danced. I learned how after I got in the show.

Rob Petrie is who I really am - in personality and general ineffectiveness.