You're going to die. That's going to happen. What matters is what you do with your time before you get flushed out.

I would love to be Moses.

I did a 'Golden Girls' once, which shot in front of an audience, and that went well. I had a good time. But I need an audience, for comedy at least.

Longevity in my family's been pretty good. And my grandparents were pretty spry at their age, so I figured I'd probably stay skinny and fairly agile. I used to do old men all the time in sketches. And there used to be an organization called the Gray Panthers. And they would send me, oh, terrible letters about making fun of old people. And I would just always say, "I'm playing the old person I intend to become!"

I've never been what you'd call a great singer, but I loved to sing.

There are tribes all over the world who sing and dance every day as part of their lives. And we oughta do that.

My favorite unknown movie is 'The Comic.'