You're going to die. That's going to happen. What matters is what you do with your time before you get flushed out.

In my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living.

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script.

I can't work with my brother without laughing.

I've been talking about retiring for years. It's my standard answer to the question, 'What are your future plans?' The truth is, I'll always want to do things that are worthwhile or fun.

I always loved to dance, but I never had a clue what I was doing.

I found doing that kind of comedy without an audience is just... for me, it's almost impossible. You need the audience to do their half of the work.