I don't play golf. I have more fun singing and dancing.

I had an uncle who had a car with a rumble seat, and I used to love to ride in that thing. I mentioned this to some kids, and they were like, "What are you even talking about?"

Rob Petrie is who I really am - in personality and general ineffectiveness.

Young people ask me for advice, and I tell them to do what I didn't do. Get some training. I took jobs that required talents I didn't have.

I always loved to dance, but I never had a clue what I was doing.

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. Attitude is almost more important than what happens to you.

Oh, well, my first love is comedy or singing and dancing.