As wonderful as they were, my parents didn't teach me anything about self-discipline, concentration, patience, or focus. If I hadn't had a family myself, I probably never would've done anything. Marriage taught me responsibility.
Dick Van DykeYou're going to die. That's going to happen. What matters is what you do with your time before you get flushed out.
Dick Van DykeA producer came to me about doing a memoir, and at first I thought, "Well, it's a little bland." But then I realized that almost everything that's happened to me was the result of being in the right place at the right time. And I thought "Well, luck has a lot to do with it," so I wrote it from that perspective.
Dick Van DykeAnyone who doesn't sing and dance at every opportunity is missing out on the joy of life.
Dick Van Dyke