I hear music and my feet just start moving.

Sing like nobody can hear you, dance like nobody can see you, and love like you've never been hurt.

There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey.

There aren't many pratfalls in comedy anymore.

I have four kids, seven grandkids, and four great-grandkids. Maybe I can become a great-great-grandfather if I hang on!

Once you get the kids raised and the mortgage paid off and accomplish what you wanted to do in life, there's a great feeling of: 'Hey, I'm free as a bird.'

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.