I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?
The sacrifice of Diogenes to all the gods.
The question was put to him, what hope is; and his answer was, "The dream of a waking man."
You will become a teacher of yourself when for the same things that you blame others, you also blame yourself.
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.
Those who have virtue always in their mouths, and neglect it in practice, are like a harp, which emits a sound pleasing to others, while itself is insensible of the music.