The only way to gall and fret effectively is for yourself to be a good and honest man.
It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.
We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.
The art of being a slave is to rule one's master.
It is the privilege of the gods to want nothing, and of godlike men to want little.
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.